Today, my divorce papers arrived (which sucked way more than anticipated) and my ladydoctor tests all came back negative. Sooooo hooray for me and all the single men of Ann Arbor, Seville, and Rome, I guess.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.